We Need to Talk About What Happened At My Desk Today

If you’ve ever met me you know I’m always slightly NSFW. I swear, and I’m good at it: “Well damn” and “shit” are for beginners, I like to get creative (picture a redheaded Debora Morgan, sans gun). In addition to the swearing, I’m loud, I may or may not have issues with authority, and my neckline isn’t always work appropriate… BUT I’m usually pretty good about keeping the contents of my computer screen PG/PG-13 (at least at the office). Until today, that is..

It started with this:

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You know those friends that are so amazing that part of you wishes you could shove them inside your body and keep them there with you forever? The ones that know you better that you know yourself? Well one of those sent this to me last week. Bitch. Not only did she send it to me in an email she has continued to send it to me, and I her. It has more or less replaced “LOL” in out chat conversations:

E: Portland was great, super nice weather

S: I was actually bored this weekend! I planned it that way. So good.

E: Lazy.

S:

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E: STOP SENDING HIM TO ME!! RDJ TURNS MY BRAIN OFF!

etc.

Today a friend and I decided she needed a taste of her own medicine – and set off to find a .gif that would shut her down like RDJ does me.

Ladies- you’re welcome in advance for the flurry of back and forth links that flew through our chats and onto my work screen:

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and

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Suffice it to say, I found it very hard to get back to actual “work” afterwards, especially since sending them all to my coworkers made complete sense at the time…

Sorry, not sorry.

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