This morning I tried to send the most epic Snapchat while I sat in the back of my Uber. Its exquisite videography, alluring sense of humor, and majestic soundtrack would have impressed even the most sophisticated and acclaimed Snapchat artists… I thought long and hard about the privileged few that were to be chosen for such a immense scene so early in the morning; and then, just as I was putting the final touches on the hand-scrawled comments of my “selfie” it was catastrophically ripped from my iPhone by that feisty minx called Fate.
Due to my tempestuous emotional state after such a grave loss, I decided to share its contents; as I believe expelling these demons will aid in my grieving process.
So please, close you eyes, and imagine the scene:
Video. A panoram of the Uber I’m sitting in the back of. It swoops up to clear shot of the back window of the prius, my sunglassed face is just visible in the lower right hand corner. Sade is blaring in the background, and if you listen closely you can here the “melodic” tones of Jamil, my Indonesian Uber driver screeching “my seeeeteessst tabooooooo” as we cruised down 3rd street. We listened to her greatest hits. He knew every word.
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