
This chair gets me. #weirdo

This chair gets me. #weirdo

My cast wrap is trending… People keep asking me where I bought it, then nodding when I make up designers..

Apparently you don’t get cool pink casts for minor wrist fractures. #ifeelgypped #foreverthumbsup #campinglikeaboss

In my life, ordering a dozen inflatable unicorns just makes sense… #float #beerme #ofcourseidid

That’s my kind of wine bottle!

I’m running a bit behind, can I offer you a jar of beer while you wait? #dontmindifido #gettinmyhairdid #finally